Introducing my new boy - David.

I haven't had any scammer fun for a while but decided it was time to get a new boy and lo and behold, I get a message from 'David' on the dating site. This is the initial message he sent me:

Hello...How are you doing Today and I hope you have Great and wonderful Day ,Am david By name and I will Like to know more about you if you don't Mind.and I hope To Read back From You soon and you can send mail me david_******_111@**********.com
Regard
David

His usual poor grasp of English led me to believe he is a scammer so I checked out his profile. Kerching!! He works in construction and has a child - don't they all! His profile reads:

Location; North London

Status: Single

Looking for: A serious relationship

Appearance

Ethnic Origin: Caucasian/White

Eyes: Gray

Hair: Shaven, Black

Height: 5'7'' - 5'11'' (170cm - 180cm)

Build: Average

Education, Profession and Interests

Highest Education: University

Employment Status: Self Employed

Profession: Labour / Construction

Interests: Animals

Religion

Religion: Christian

Practising: Occasionally

Personal Details

Sexuality: Straight

Number of children: 1

Smoker: No

david1234522 describes himself as: I like playing pool,i like camping,fishing,boating,love playing bingo and poker & going to the casinos,I like watching movies & listening to music any type of music that make sense... I like going to the car races & lots of other stuff am outgoing man

david1234522 describes his ideal partner as: around, enjoy being outdoors going for long romantic walks, enjoys looking at the stars at night, and watching the sun set and rise over the ocean. I am looking for someone that enjoys the simple things in life, just as I do. I would like to meet someone special that I can grow old with Doesn't he sound like the perfect man eh?  Fingers crossed this leads to a long and happy relationship!