Wednesday 8 August 2012

Rubber or PVC? - A reply to David.

With other things happening in my life at the moment (me and my boy are to appear as part of Scott Mills Fun and Filth Cabaret at the Edinburgh Fringe!!) David had got a bit forgotten about. I don't want him to feel neglected so decided to send him an email with a few pictures of Jenny. Jenny is actually my boyfriend Chip in drag (aka Dragstrella)  as part of an art project! I wonder if he will notice that Jenny is actually a man? I decided to ask him a few questions as his emails are all so cut and paste and generic. Let's see if he answers!



Good morning David.

I hope this message finds you well and happy. I have to say, your emails certainly make me smile.


Wow! So many photos! I was pretty much bowled over by your good looks. I can't quite believe I have pulled such a good looking man. Get in!!


I have attached a few pictures of me. As you can probably tell by the style and quality of the photos, I do a bit of modelling. It is usually for more 'specialist' types of magazines for the more discerning adult (if you  get my meaning!) It pays well and I enjoy meeting other people on the same wavelength as me. I hope you like the pictures David.


Well, having read your emails, I don't feel that I know very much about you so I hope you don't mind if I ask you a few questions. You can ask whatever you like of me. I am not shy and will tell you everything.


Are you divorced or widowed?

Do you spend much time in England?
Do you like underpasses?
What is your favourite cheese?
What music do you like?
Have you ever been to a Fetish Club?
What hobbies do you have?
Do you like strict women or subservient ones?
Rubber or PVC?


I think that will do for now. I look forward to reading your replies David. I am sure you agree that it is so important to get to know a potential partner properly. Openness and honesty is essential.


I have to go now as I have a meeting of B.U.M (Feltching) to attend later this morning. We've heard from a reliable source that the local council in Barnsley are planning on filling in an historic underpass in the city centre so we must move quickly to ensure this does not happen. Wish us luck David!


Have a great day and hope to hear from you soon.


Much love


Jenny x x x

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